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idontlikecricket's views on the world of cricket, some irreverent, some borne out of the sheer frustration with what is being done to our game..!

 


Westfield Shopped.      Spot Fixing: Sadness and Anger.  Is TV to blame?


The admission by Mervyn Westfield that he accepted £6,000 for spot fixing in 2009 is sad in two particular ways:  Firstly, that a talented young fast bowler could risk jail and his whole career for such an isolated paltry sum.  Alternatively, if it is not an isolated payment but one of many such small payments sprinkled across the game, then that is even sadder for the game.  It has often been said that meaningless ODI cricket provides the scenario where players could be tempted.  Here, and as I understand it, the situation appears to have been set up by the fact that the game was being shown in India following the sale of international rights to ESPN.  It is difficult to imagine Pro40 having a huge genuine following even in that cricket-mad country and the suspicion has to be that the “content” was simply fodder to fill a pay-TV schedule.  

Pro40 is a much criticised format here, even though it has (or rather, had) its supporters in the English game.  But at least it is a genuine competition, not part of the endless international circuit of ever-more-pointless ODIs.  That it should become schedule fodder for an international station seems to be the root of the problem.  The ECB may have sold the international broadcast rights in good faith as with all other rights, but at the end of the day it has proved damaging.  Apart from revenue, there will have been no benefit to English cricket from these rights being sold in this way and, indeed, a massive dis-benefit has been now shown.  Officials will deny the causality, but if only they would stop selling TV rights in appropriate ways.  Whether it’s selling the domestic tests to pay-TV, accepting “Sir” Allen Stanford’s grubby cash or allowing pay-TV to dictate the haphazard scheduling of our county game, this selling of the game’s soul must stop before yet another dis-benefit comes ambling in from a distant corner of the field.

January 2012


Michael Clarke’s Victorious 329* Against India


The cementing of Michael Clarke into the role of leading-from-the-front Aussie test captain seems somewhat unlikely given my recollection of an incident in the Lord’s Long Room during the 2009 Ashes test series.  It was the final day of the 2nd test and England were looking to force a win, although all three results were possible, including an Aussie win given that they went into the day needing 209 more runs with 5 wickets remaining (Clarke 125* and Haddin 80*).   The Aussies had already been caught out by the Long Room right at the start of the game when the Lord’s first-timer bowlers seemed to be caught unawares by the polite reception they received from the members as they came through to go out to field and seemed rather psyched out by it (and promptly bowled dreadfully). 

At the start of the fifth day, Clarke and Haddin, not the largest cricketers in the team, made an error in coming down to the Long Room BEFORE the England fielders.  This needn’t have been disastrous had they not compounded the original error by stopping.  I was stationed somewhere in the middle of the room and was astonished that the two batsmen, rather than turning back, or (like the 2011 Indians on several occasions, Tendulkar and Dravid included) simply proceeding through to the field, stood like a couple of lemons right in the middle of the room waiting for the England fielders.    As Flintoff and co entered the room from the other end they spotted the two unfortunates and couldn’t believe their luck.  They stared down the two diminutive batsmen who turned their faces down and refused to make eye contact.  As Flintoff walked right by them, he paused with a leering grin on his face and nodded his head slowly as he imagined their impending fate.  The game was won there and then:   As they went on the field there was only ever going to be one result.   Flintoff duly embarked on an inspired spell, taking three wickets from the Pavilion End (to give him 27-4-92-5) and the Aussies were blown away losing by 115 runs.

January 2012


England vs The County Championship


A letter appeared in this month's Cricketer magazine wherein the correspondent suggested that the recent successes - and quality -  of the England Test squad was vindication of the two-tier county championship system.  The two tier system has some merits but the success of England has come at the expense of the first class county game.

That the England set-up has improved in the past 5 years or so is not in doubt;  but I attribute this to central contracts (and all that involves, including the coaching regime as discussed in the subsequent article in the same edition of the magazine).

The result of this has been a weakened championship.  Firstly, the 2-tier system does not appear to have concentrated talent in the top division;  there has been relatively little movement (of players) between counties to this effect, if any.   Secondly, the championship is poorer for the absence of the centrally contracted players for most of the season.   Thirdly, when you add to this the lack of high quality overseas stars who stayed connected to a county for many years (in my own county of Kent I think of Asif Iqbal, Bernard Julien, John Shepherd, etc. or Mike Proctor at Gloucs or the Somerset pair of Viv Richards and Joel Garner alongside Ian Botham from the 1970’s) and their replacement with either so-called kolpak players or short-term visits from overseas test players, I think the county championship is vastly inferior to the 1970’s/1980’s version.

There have been other effects too:  the dominance of the international game (and money therein or there from) has led to counties investing in their main ground and the dropping of many out-grounds where people could see their counties close at hand without travelling far. 

Yes, there is an end-of-season excitement around relegation / promotion, but sadly England’s success (and the overall migration of focus to the international game as a whole) has been at the expense of the overall quality of the Championship.

October 2011


Disappointing Indians


There was alot of hoo-ha about The Lord's Test being something of a classic.  It was enjoyable, yes, and not simply as an England fan (your correspondent is somewhat unjingoistic, if that's the word), but a "classic"?.   This seemed overdone at the time - as India "won" very few sessions in the test and had few chances (but not none at all) to gain the upper hand.  But the subsequent tests and the one-day series we are now into have proved very disappointing as contests.  This was partly due to an unfortunate series of injuries to the tourists, but seemingly in a number of ways also the result of a general lack of focus on test cricket (eg IPL etc.).   This is worrying: soon we could be back to three serious test nations if this carries on, after the relative demise of Pakistan and West Indies in recent years.  Cue yet more nostalgia after two years' ago's lamenting that the West Indians are not what they were (in the 1980s).  I hope first class cricket is not a dying game....

September 2011


Fatty Batter


The splendid “WG Grace Ate My Pedalo” reports that “The popular Kent opener, RWT Key, will miss the first part of the English summer after an unfortunate over-eating incident”. 

This was proved not to be true of course, and one can only marvel at the fitness and athleticism of the modern international cricketer, especially the bowlers who can no longer get away with trudging round the boundary taking a breather between spells.  Some of the diving stops and catches made by the modern player are simply breathtaking.   Just as their fitness regimes and fielding training are clearly disciplined, so too their actual bowling, as evidenced by the performance of England’s bowlers in the Ashes; bowling as a team, to a plan.  It is a sign of the times when a potentially useful  slow bowler like Samit Patel is omitted from the world cup squad due to “fitness shortcomings” according to the Cricinfo article

But has something has been lost?  There was maybe a time when cricket was more of a game than a sport.   If this meant the demon spin bowler couldn’t field or bat for toffees then that was OK, or that the workhorse medium-pacer was a cart-horse in the field, or the opening bat liked the odd pasty, then fine.   They were there for their bowling, or their batting.   If we carry on like this all we will have is an interchangeable battery of formidable super-fit six-foot-seven robots, all bowling to a plan, sipping isotonic drinks (whatever they are), reverse-swinging on cue and fielding like Jonty Rhodes.  Here at idontlikecricket, we celebrate the less athletic of cricketers:  the ruddy-cheeked slip fielder, the honest Angus Fraser type trudging back to long leg for a rest, the demon spinner at number 11 with a batting average of 4.7. 

The Ashes and the World Cup are all very well, but cricket and food are inextricably linked:  to quote The Duckworth Lewis Method, contemplating, in song, Mike Gatting’s possible perspective on being bowled by Shane Warne at Old Trafford: “if it had been a cheese roll, it would never have got past me”.   We like cheese rolls, and all who enjoy them.

April 2011



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